27 Ways to Tell I’m from Cincinnati

Cincinnati skyline

Cincinnati skyline (Photo credit: joseph a)

Although I didn’t grow up in the city limits of the Queen City (Cincinnati, OH), I consider this place to be my hometown.  I’ve spent more time living in the city limits than any other town in my adult life and as a child I came here so often it was like I lived here.  I grew up on a farm east of Cincinnati and coming to the city was always very exciting.  As a little kid I always had dreams of how awesome it would be to live in this city and now that I am only a few miles from where the Reds play I will still get a surge of energy running through my body when in certain areas of town.

As someone who has lived as an “insider” AND and “outsider” to this city, I have an interesting perspective.  What is hilarious is that I am inside and out a Cincinnatian.  My dad, having grown up in Cincinnati, raised us to be.  When we would go on family vacations and people would ask us where we were from, he would always answer “Cincinnati” with no hesitation.

So recently an article written by Paul Franke was published in BuzzFeed, 31 Ways to Tell You’re From Cincinnati, that I feel is dead on to describing the people of this lovely place.  Especially me.  Here are the ways you can tell I am from Cincinnati:

Chances are I will be eating at the new B-Dubs on Beechmont Soon

Buffalo Wild Wings
Buffalo Wild Wings (Photo credit: mcsquishee)

I told someone last week that Jerry Springer used to be Our Mayor

English: Jerry Springer at the Copacabana in N...
English: Jerry Springer at the Copacabana in New York for the launch of Michael Musto’s new book, Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve been to St. Louis.  They gave me a speeding ticket.  I’m not a fan.

Gateway arch and reflecting pool in St. Louis,...
Gateway arch and reflecting pool in St. Louis, Missouri, USA (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve had a verbal altercation with a person from Pittsburgh.  True story.

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Linebacker Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals, Ricky Hunley, left, and Offensive Tackle for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Max Starks, discuss autographing an Oakland Raiders sticker during an autograph session (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I remember my teacher in school telling us that Rain Man was being filmed.  I know people who were extras on The Ides of March.

The Ides of March (film)
The Ides of March (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The other day at Panera, I randomly said the word Soda when ordering Pop.  I apologized.

soda tasting
soda tasting (Photo credit: pinprick)

I was asked where I went to high school twice this week.

Seal of St. Xavier High School (Cincinnati)
Seal of St. Xavier High School (Cincinnati) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Over-The-Rhine is nice now, but I still avoid it.

Park + Vine
Park + Vine (Photo credit: OverTheRhine)

I assume the Bengals are going to lose so much I’ve never in my life been to a game.

Rey Maualuga of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Rey Maualuga of the Cincinnati Bengals. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I always make sure when meeting people to explain that I live on the East side.

ault park pavillion
ault park pavillion (Photo credit: Firesign)

I brag that I know someone who works for Proctor and Gamble.

P&G (Photo credit: Rob Ireton)

I agree that Ohio being Red or Blue is about Xavier or UC.  I have a cousin that has gone to each, but I have to say I am a Xavier Basketball fan even though I’ve lived on the UC campus.

Crosstown Shootout
Crosstown Shootout (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I absolutely have German heritage.  On both sides.  And I tell people all the time.

NYT article about German-American Day at the C...
NYT article about German-American Day at the Centennial Exposition. 1897-10-07 (Photo credit: johnlamb)

I know I prefer UDF Cookies and Cream over Graeter’s.

Make up shake - 75/365
Make up shake – 75/365 (Photo credit: foshydog)

I like huge soft pretzels with cheese from Hofbräuhaus.

Hofbrauhaus (Photo credit: lincolnblues)

My dad says “please?” when he really means “what did you just say?”

what did you say?
what did you say? (Photo credit: extranoise)

I live in the community in which Gold Star was founded.  And I know that.  And I tell people about it.  And I explain why I prefer it.

July 19, 2010
July 19, 2010 (Photo credit: EmmyMik)

I do point out that George Clooney was born in Cincinnati.  Then I proceed to tell people about how his family almost bought the house I grew up in.  They didn’t, but they looked at it.  That counts for something.

English: George Clooney at the 2009 Venice Fil...
English: George Clooney at the 2009 Venice Film Festival (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I hate that the airport is in NKY.  When I have friends visiting, I have them fly into Dayton and drive an extra 2 hours just so I don’t have to explain why our airport is in another state.

Cincinnati Airport
Cincinnati Airport (Photo credit: caribb)

I do not want to move out of Cincinnati because of LaRosa’s delivery.  I always suggest that people visiting order it.

cincy's best
cincy’s best (Photo credit: ΒЯІΑN®)

I wouldn’t put my big toe in the Ohio River let alone swim in it.

ohio river
ohio river (Photo credit: Firesign)

I really am convinced the Reds will win the World Series.  I don’t even watch the stats, I just have faith.

Cincinnati Reds, baseball team in 1909
Cincinnati Reds, baseball team in 1909 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The thing that makes me most sad about being Gluten Free is that I can’t eat Grippo’s BBQ chips.

Grippo's Bar-B-Q Flavored Potato Chips
Grippo’s Bar-B-Q Flavored Potato Chips (Photo credit: justgrimes)

People from the Bluegrass State are interesting.  I go there, but everytime I am there I feel like I am in a foreign country.  Seriously, I do.  I like the hills, though.  I also like the view of Cincinnati from Kentucky.

Skyline of Downtown Cincinnati as seen here Pr...
Skyline of Downtown Cincinnati as seen here Pre-2010 from Covington, Kentucky (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I want to do the tour of the old Subway.

English: Cincinnati Subway - Race St. Station ...
English: Cincinnati Subway – Race St. Station Abandoned under Central Parkway as part of the Cincinnati Subway System. In the middle is the interurban line which does not allow a train/trolley to travel straight through the station. In the distance and not lit in the photograph is the other equally large half of the station. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I will absolutely be at Oktoberfest.  Wouldn’t miss the chicken dance for the world.

Oktoberfest Zinzinnati 2012
Oktoberfest Zinzinnati 2012 (Photo credit: Walt Benn)

I am always confused about what bridge I am on while driving from Kentucky to downtown Cincinnati, but most likely because I am teary eyed looking at our beautiful skyline.  I also just try to keep my car off of the Purple People bridge.

Purple People Bridge
Purple People Bridge (Photo credit: Jeff Kubina)

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  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/ Paul Franke

    Great list Liz! Glad to see someone who was a fan. I am a big fan of this list! Thanks for reminding me that I wasn’t wrong about there being a Cincinnati outside of Over the Rhine.

    • http://www.WomanlyWoman.com Elizabeth Barnett

      Don’t get me wrong, Paul. I checked into OTR on 4 Square yesterday. I parked there because it’s only $4 and I needed the exercise on a walk to Fountain Square. :) Check out this tweet: https://twitter.com/WomanlyWoman/status/368927630386425856 And, BTW, you should join our #CincyBloggers group on Facebook. Let me know if you want an invite.

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